What has stone walls, a giant penny, 10,000 bats, and 2 podcasters surrounded by leather-formed nipples? That’s right, Q and J breaking into the Bat Cave and trying on all of Batman’s suits! We were so excited by the screen test reveal of the new Robert Pattinson and Matt Reeves The Batman bat suit and wanted to check out all that those Bat nipples and perfect rubber buttocks had to offer. Turns out, it was a lot!

As always, there are tangents and bad impressions, but mostly we’re confused by the assless chaps Batsuit and their use case. Why would you ever need those? So exposed. Travel with us through the many hallways of the Batsuits of old and find out if we get arrested live on air!

Batman suit butt

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