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Gates of Haley: Anticipating What’s Left in 2019 Horror

Nov 14th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Horror Hounds, It’s crazy, I know, we are already like a whole third of the way through November 2019 (which is honestly scarier than anything I could write about), but I’m trying to stay optimistic. You know, it’s almost 2020, you’re getting a year older, the world gets crazier as the days go by. So, I mean I guess I could share a few…

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Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Rusty Terminators and Christmas Surprises

Nov 12th, 2019 Bonus Features, Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. J

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Hogwarts should switch to email; John Wick is not a cat person; ever since I could remember, I always wanted to find an Infinity…

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Gates of Haley: The Real 80s Bests

Nov 8th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Radults, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, what many would say are the three staple horror movies of the 80’s. Sure, they’ve held their value and production over the past few decades and nearly everyone in America can tell you the origins of Michael, Jason, and Freddy. But what movies of the 80’s really deserve the spotlight that these films have? Because,…

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Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Satirical Rabbits Make the World Shine

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: The Monstars needed more practice; the Ewoks tried to eat Han Solo; I’d take a selfie with Ant-Man. This week, Cory meets up with…

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Gates of Haley: A Procrastinator’s Guide to Halloween

Oct 24th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Holidays seem to just come around and smack you in the face every year. Unfortunately, if you’re any sort of procrastinator like me, you haven’t planned a single thing for Halloween (including your costume. You can’t be a black cat every year, Jessica! At least go for the homemade angel this year.) and you’re feeling very pressured to make sure you and your friends have…

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Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Good Boys, Fine Ferns and Bad Lawyers

Oct 22nd, 2019 Bonus Features, Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. J

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Stinky Pete was right; the Death Star’s real problem were the enemies it made along the way; Blame Canada! In the world of Cory’s…

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Gates of Haley: My New York Comic Con 2019 Experience

Oct 17th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Scaredy Cats, I’m a Negative Nancy. No for real, I am. I’m the type of person who just goes ahead and accepts the worst, I’m the person who carries around a dark cloud with them wherever they go and I’m definitely the one who doesn’t dream, as much fun as that would be, I’ve already accepted the fact that my reality is my reality…

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Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Three 2019 Films to Consider Pre-Oscar Onslaught

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Porgs are friends, not food; Iron Man 2 is better than you remember; The Breakfast Club didn’t even eat any actual breakfast. As we…

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Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: In ‘Ad Astra,’ Cat’s in the Crater

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Twizzlers over Red Vines; Topher Grace was better in Spider-Man 3 than you remembered; in this household, we always make time for Chris Elliott….

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Gates of Haley: The Truth is Out There (About Aliens)

Sep 26th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dear TRUE BELIEVERS, Aliens have always been a hot topic of discussion. Whether you’re balls deep in a conversation about “unsolved abduction” with a stranger in a bar or trying to convince your friends that you’re off the mary jane and really did see that alien spaceship in the sky; those little big-eyed space travelers always seem to make their way into our everyday lives….