Dearest Horror Hounds, It’s crazy, I know, we are already like a whole third of the way through November 2019 (which is honestly scarier than anything I could write about), but I’m trying to stay optimistic. You know, it’s almost 2020, you’re getting a year older, the world gets crazier as the days go by. So, I mean I guess I could share a few…
Dearest Radults, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, what many would say are the three staple horror movies of the 80’s. Sure, they’ve held their value and production over the past few decades and nearly everyone in America can tell you the origins of Michael, Jason, and Freddy. But what movies of the 80’s really deserve the spotlight that these films have? Because,…
Holidays seem to just come around and smack you in the face every year. Unfortunately, if you’re any sort of procrastinator like me, you haven’t planned a single thing for Halloween (including your costume. You can’t be a black cat every year, Jessica! At least go for the homemade angel this year.) and you’re feeling very pressured to make sure you and your friends have…
Dearest Scaredy Cats, I’m a Negative Nancy. No for real, I am. I’m the type of person who just goes ahead and accepts the worst, I’m the person who carries around a dark cloud with them wherever they go and I’m definitely the one who doesn’t dream, as much fun as that would be, I’ve already accepted the fact that my reality is my reality…
Dear TRUE BELIEVERS, Aliens have always been a hot topic of discussion. Whether you’re balls deep in a conversation about “unsolved abduction” with a stranger in a bar or trying to convince your friends that you’re off the mary jane and really did see that alien spaceship in the sky; those little big-eyed space travelers always seem to make their way into our everyday lives….
Dearest Truthseekers, Being an adrenaline junkie with a lust for anything disgusting and scary, I’ve done it all in the name of psychotic euphoria. Because let’s be honest fellow horror freaks, nothing is better than having the absolute shit scared out of you for funsies. Maybe it’s a weird fetish, maybe it’s the traumas of life. Fuck it, maybe I’m just bored with serenity, but…
Dearest Constant Watchers, In the world of horror, holding high expectations for remakes and sequels typically ends in disappointment and a short, vibrantly-colored rant as the credits roll. Even with multimillion-dollar budgets, top quality CGI, a handful of new ideas, and plenty of previously written plot points to cover, the ball tends to be dropped more than it’s sent rolling. IT Chapter One was a breath…
Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…
Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…
Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…