Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Good Boys, Fine Ferns and Bad Lawyers

Oct 22nd, 2019 Bonus Features, Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. J

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Stinky Pete was right; the Death Star’s real problem were the enemies it made along the way; Blame Canada! In the world of Cory’s…

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Gates of Haley: My New York Comic Con 2019 Experience

Oct 17th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Scaredy Cats, I’m a Negative Nancy. No for real, I am. I’m the type of person who just goes ahead and accepts the worst, I’m the person who carries around a dark cloud with them wherever they go and I’m definitely the one who doesn’t dream, as much fun as that would be, I’ve already accepted the fact that my reality is my reality…

Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Three 2019 Films to Consider Pre-Oscar Onslaught

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Porgs are friends, not food; Iron Man 2 is better than you remember; The Breakfast Club didn’t even eat any actual breakfast. As we…

Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: In ‘Ad Astra,’ Cat’s in the Crater

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Twizzlers over Red Vines; Topher Grace was better in Spider-Man 3 than you remembered; in this household, we always make time for Chris Elliott….

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Gates of Haley: The Truth is Out There (About Aliens)

Sep 26th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dear TRUE BELIEVERS, Aliens have always been a hot topic of discussion. Whether you’re balls deep in a conversation about “unsolved abduction” with a stranger in a bar or trying to convince your friends that you’re off the mary jane and really did see that alien spaceship in the sky; those little big-eyed space travelers always seem to make their way into our everyday lives….

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Gates of Haley: Truth is Scarier Than Fiction

Sep 19th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Truthseekers, Being an adrenaline junkie with a lust for anything disgusting and scary, I’ve done it all in the name of psychotic euphoria. Because let’s be honest fellow horror freaks, nothing is better than having the absolute shit scared out of you for funsies. Maybe it’s a weird fetish, maybe it’s the traumas of life. Fuck it, maybe I’m just bored with serenity, but…

Gates of Haley American Psycho

Gates of Haley: IT Chapter Two Review

Sep 12th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Constant Watchers, In the world of horror, holding high expectations for remakes and sequels typically ends in disappointment and a short, vibrantly-colored rant as the credits roll. Even with multimillion-dollar budgets, top quality CGI, a handful of new ideas, and plenty of previously written plot points to cover, the ball tends to be dropped more than it’s sent rolling. IT Chapter One was a breath…

Pet Sematary 2019

TrailerTown – Pet Sematary (2019)

Oct 11th, 2018 Bonus Features, TrailerTown J

Don’t act surprised, you knew we’d be dropping a TrailerTown review for the new Pet Sematary movie this week. This trailer has been everywhere online, and we’ve watched it about 25 times. The good news is that it looks like the writers and the cast have worked hard to keep this story true to what makes it horrifying. The bad news is that we have…

The Twilight Zone

TrailerTown – The Twilight Zone (2019)

Sep 20th, 2018 Bonus Features, TrailerTown J

Sometimes a teaser is all you need to fangirl out, and that’s exactly what happened when CBS released a TrailerTown for their upcoming revival of The Twilight Zone. Not only do we get thrust back through the metaphysical wormhole of Rod Serling’s mindhole, but they officially announce who the host and narrator of this version of the seminal classic will be: Jordan Peele! It’s all there,…

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

TrailerTown – The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Sep 13th, 2018 Bonus Features, TrailerTown J

Whenever the Coen Brothers release a new movie, it is of immediate interest to us at High Five: The Podcast, but when they release a movie that is a Western anthology called The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and it looks as star-packed and wacky as this TrailerTown, we get a whole new range of feelings. We know the Coen Brothers can direct the shit out of…