“Y’know, the thing about a shark, they’ve got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.”

Recently, Q and J have learned that that famous quote from Quint (a Quint Quote. We’ve now reached our Quality Quint Quote Quotient for this post), could easily be talking about the movie Deep Blue Sea 2, which we regrettably watched to spare you all the horror. On this water-logged episode, our seafaring cinephiles get more than they bargained for while reviewing Deep Blue Sea 2 and end up just talking about other, better, shark movies.

When we aren’t diving deep (pun intended) into shark-infested movies, we come up for air to talk about Jason Marsden’s family history with sharks in another Emmy-ignored Marsden Minute segment. Finally, we come ashore at the end of the episode by ignoring Deep Blue Sea 2 completely and definitively deciding on the Top 5 Shark Movies of all time.

Jump in, that water’s bloody!

Best Shark Movies

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