High Five: The Podcast is a movie podcast for people who love to rank movies, listen to crazy (totally not fake) commercials and then play games. Seems pretty simple, and it is.
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You know what they say, when the J’s away, H and Q will watch classic cartoon-based comedies from the 80s! That old saying rings true as this week J may or may not be dead, kidnapped, or off on a life-changing Malta-based haberdashery outreach. Q grabs Show Friend H and introduces her to the 1980 Robin Williams classic Popeye. They talk spinach, what a man what…
BURN AFTER READING What you are about to listen to is Confidential and should only be heard with written approval from Mr. M. Our fearless leaders, Q “Snipper Dips” and J “Soderbergh Slut” are leading the team extracting the list of the Top 5 Heist Movies of all time from a guarded safe in the basement of Steven Seagal’s Summer home in Berlin. Currently, your particular skill…
This is the podcast about the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the two podcast hosts who have no choice but to talk about them all together. It’s an Arrested Development episode from two of the show’s biggest fans, Q and J. There’s no specific agenda, we just dive into the upcoming 5th season, the recent Tambor controversies, and our favorites bits and…
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…it was a period of civil war and turmoil. Kathleen Kennedy had fired Chris Miller and Phil Lord from directing Solo, but the young rebels achieved their first victory against the evil Star Wars fatigue. During casting, Donald Glover was announced as Lando Calrissian, and Woody Harrelson joined the cast, finally granting a new hope to (now) Ron Howard’s Solo….
Intro paragraph: this is where we’ll make a quick, snarky comment that slightly relates to the topic of meta movies and probably try to work in a Deadpool reference [definitely work in a Deadpool reference, maybe two]. The next sentence lets the readers know that this episode is about the Top 5 Meta Movies of all time. The last sentence should probably make fun of Q, or something, and then end…
“Y’know, the thing about a shark, they’ve got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.” Recently, Q and J have learned that that famous quote from Quint (a Quint Quote. We’ve now reached our Quality Quint Quote Quotient for this post), could…
It’s the event of the summer, that on-screen blockbuster you’ve been waiting for. All your favorite people are in it and you just can’t wait for Thursday night so you can see the next installment of your favorite story adaptation. You guessed it, we’re talking about TV Mini-Series this week! Wait….what did you think? That comic book-y thing? Nerd. Q and J share memories of…
This is, without a doubt, the most influential and important podcast episode that has been recorded in the history of ever. We don’t mean to sound hyperbolic, but seriously, we can’t hype this episode enough. J & Q start talking in extremes as they explore how and why movies get overhyped and what that means for viewers. We dive into how movie trailers have changed…
Get ready, this may be our most dangerous episode ever. Q and J went to see an early screener of Amy Schumer’s newest film, I Feel Pretty. You know, the movie about female body positivity and acceptance. And we’re about to rip this thing apart. Who doesn’t want to hear two fat, white guys dive into the body image struggles of 50% of our population? Which…
What are you most afraid of? For many, Friday the 13th is a night of terror and mischief. For others, it’s a time to get your naughty on in some secluded woods. And still, for others, it’s a time to come back from the dead, don a hockey mask (or burlap sack with one eye-hole) and murder some horny teens. Whatever your recreational preference for…