Don’t lie, you had a crush on the Swayze too, we all did. There was just something about those 80s heartthrobs that get J and Q all hot and bothered. Bothered enough to unroll our posters of River Phoenix and rehash the age-old argument, who were the Top 5 Heartthrobs of the 1980s? We may disagree on how heartthrobby Don Johnson was, but we can all agree that the 80s was a sexy time.

In honor of the sexiest episode in our history, we create a game that will no doubt sweep the country: Fuck, Marry, Overkill. You’ll just have to tune in to find out how to play. Join J and Q on a journey through Hunk Haven, stopping only briefly in Beefcake Bayou, and enjoy the sights along the way. We know we will!

80s Hunks

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