[12:236B] After the sudden disappearance of podcast hosts J[REDACTED] and Q[REDACTED] prior to their Top 5 Found Footage Movies episode, this audio file mysteriously appeared on Vimeo. This discovery caused a close relative, [REDACTED], to restart the search for these national heroes. This sample clip appears to contain a singular discussion on their shared favorite found footage film, The Blair Witch Project. The celebrated hosts take listeners on a journey through the production and reception of the film with American audiences, making this tape even more valuable to the national agencies involved, including [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED].

J[REDACTED] and Q[REDACTED] even discuss the national tragedies that were The Blair Witch Project‘s sequels, remakes, and softcore porn parodies. Please listen to this file and if you have any information on the whereabouts of the illustrious hosts, please call 1-800-[REDACTED] as the state of national security may depend on it.

The Blair Witch Project