High Five: The Podcast is a movie podcast for people who love to rank movies, listen to crazy (totally not fake) commercials and then play games. Seems pretty simple, and it is.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…it was a period of civil war and turmoil. Kathleen Kennedy had fired Chris Miller and Phil Lord from directing Solo, but the young rebels achieved their first victory against the evil Star Wars fatigue. During casting, Donald Glover was announced as Lando Calrissian, and Woody Harrelson joined the cast, finally granting a new hope to (now) Ron Howard’s Solo….
Intro paragraph: this is where we’ll make a quick, snarky comment that slightly relates to the topic of meta movies and probably try to work in a Deadpool reference [definitely work in a Deadpool reference, maybe two]. The next sentence lets the readers know that this episode is about the Top 5 Meta Movies of all time. The last sentence should probably make fun of Q, or something, and then end…
“Y’know, the thing about a shark, they’ve got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.” Recently, Q and J have learned that that famous quote from Quint (a Quint Quote. We’ve now reached our Quality Quint Quote Quotient for this post), could…
It’s the event of the summer, that on-screen blockbuster you’ve been waiting for. All your favorite people are in it and you just can’t wait for Thursday night so you can see the next installment of your favorite story adaptation. You guessed it, we’re talking about TV Mini-Series this week! Wait….what did you think? That comic book-y thing? Nerd. Q and J share memories of…
This is, without a doubt, the most influential and important podcast episode that has been recorded in the history of ever. We don’t mean to sound hyperbolic, but seriously, we can’t hype this episode enough. J & Q start talking in extremes as they explore how and why movies get overhyped and what that means for viewers. We dive into how movie trailers have changed…
Get ready, this may be our most dangerous episode ever. Q and J went to see an early screener of Amy Schumer’s newest film, I Feel Pretty. You know, the movie about female body positivity and acceptance. And we’re about to rip this thing apart. Who doesn’t want to hear two fat, white guys dive into the body image struggles of 50% of our population? Which…
What are you most afraid of? For many, Friday the 13th is a night of terror and mischief. For others, it’s a time to get your naughty on in some secluded woods. And still, for others, it’s a time to come back from the dead, don a hockey mask (or burlap sack with one eye-hole) and murder some horny teens. Whatever your recreational preference for…
With shows like Roseanne, Twin Peaks, Will & Grace, and more making their celebrated returns to TV in 2017-2018, J & Q decided it was time, once and for all, to figure out why we’re seeing this revival trend and what makes for a great tv show revival series. We’re not talking reboots, so you can take your Hawaii 5-Os and your Dynastys and shut the fuck up, Randy!! Our lively discussion…
Q and J embrace their inner children this week while discussing the Best Children’s Book Movie Adaptations. It’s not as weird as it sounds, we just mean that this week we languish in conversation about cigar-smoking dogs, cartoon hookers, and Peter Rabbit nutting all over General Hux, you know, the normal stuff you talk about when the topic of children’s book movie adaptations comes up….
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new podcast for us, and we’re feelin’ good! Well, not really a new podcast, we’re still talking movies and TV. We’re still ranking our favorites, and we’re 100% still going to spoil rotten movies. To kick off our rebirth, we’re heading into the future to hang out with John Boyega and Scott Eastwood (Really? Scott…