Best The Rock Movies

Episode 99: Spoiled (Not So) Rotten: Skyscraper

Jul 13th, 2018 Episodes J

Sometimes, even seasoned film experts like J & Q can be surprised by things life throws at us. More specifically, we can be surprised by things The Rock throws at us with his massive arms. Even more specifically, we were surprised by how much fun The Rock throwing his fake leg at us in Skyscraper with his massive arms was. This is the highest we’ve ever been,…

Best Shark Movies List

Episode 91 – Spoiled Rotten: Deep Blue Sea 2 and Top 5 Shark Movies

May 11th, 2018 Episodes J

“Y’know, the thing about a shark, they’ve got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.” Recently, Q and J have learned that that famous quote from Quint (a Quint Quote. We’ve now reached our Quality Quint Quote Quotient for this post), could…

I Feel Pretty Movie

Episode 88 – Spoiled Rotten: I Feel Pretty

Apr 20th, 2018 Episodes, Spoiled Rotten J

Get ready, this may be our most dangerous episode ever. Q and J went to see an early screener of Amy Schumer’s newest film, I Feel Pretty. You know, the movie about female body positivity and acceptance. And we’re about to rip this thing apart. Who doesn’t want to hear two fat, white guys dive into the body image struggles of 50% of our population? Which…

Pacific Rim Uprising

Episode 84 – Spoiled Rotten: Pacific Rim Uprising

Mar 23rd, 2018 Episodes J

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new podcast for us, and we’re feelin’ good! Well, not really a new podcast, we’re still talking movies and TV. We’re still ranking our favorites, and we’re 100% still going to spoil rotten movies. To kick off our rebirth, we’re heading into the future to hang out with John Boyega and Scott Eastwood (Really? Scott…

Gates of Haley American Psycho

Gates of Haley: The Strangers Prey at Night Review

Mar 14th, 2018 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…

Gates of Haley American Psycho

Gates of Haley: Annihilation Review

Mar 7th, 2018 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…

Gates of Haley American Psycho

Gates of Haley: Splinter Review

Feb 14th, 2018 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…

Fifty Shades Freed

Episode 80 – Spoiled Rotten: Fifty Shades Freed

Feb 9th, 2018 Episodes, Spoiled Rotten J

What do you do when you have press screener passes for a movie you know is bad and only 30 minutes left on your podcast recorder? We’ll tell you what you do, you fucking go see Fifty Shades Freed and then walk to the parking lot and record yourselves ripping it apart until the battery runs out. First, some context: not only did we know Fifty Shades Freed would…

Gates of Haley American Psycho

Gates of Haley: Before I Wake Review

Jan 10th, 2018 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…