Well holy f*cking sh*tnuts, did anyone else know we were getting a Deadpool 2 teaser TrailerTown drop today? We sure didn’t, but crap on a cracker we got one and it’s beautiful! If you can’t tell, we really like Deadpool at High Five: The Podcast. The release of the first movie completed a life-long dream of J’s, and the fact that it was amazing made it even better. So, while this teaser doesn’t give a lot away, it makes us smile from beginning to end and we think you’ll smile too.

Watch the TrailerTown and then read our Top 5 thoughts about it below:

Top 5 Things About the Deadpool 2 Teaser Trailer

  1. Slappy Trees – The greatest thing this teaser does is frame it like an episode of The Joy of Painting, hosted by an irreverent Deadpool. It’s beautiful and hilarious in every way.
  2. Colorful Puns – Aside from his many other admirable qualities, Deadpool is a master of puns and quips. The fact that this teaser starts with the list of “colors” used for his scenescapes just adds that flair of personal humor. Here are our favorite color puns from the TrailerTown: Clockwork Orange, Betty White, Soylent Green, Mennen Black, Yellow Snow, and Red Dit. We want that Crayola box.
  3. Guns Galore – Starting around the 1:30 mark of the teaser, we get a flurry of scenes from the new movie, which spoil nothing (our favorite kinds of TrailerTowns), but shows that this time around, everyone from Weasel to Blind Al is packing heat. This is going to be great.
  4. Deadfool – The simple fact that this is a look at another installment of Deadpool gives us happy flutters in our no-no zones.
  5. Norman Schlockwell – When the poster for Deadpool 2 was released, we claimed it was one of the best movie posters in the last 10 years. We stand by that and the fact that they worked it into this amazing teaser made us smile even wider.

We’re playing our cards close to the chest on this one about whether or not we liked it, so you’ll just have to go see Deadpool 2 when it is released next June and then hear us review it. What did you think of the first Deadpool 2 teaser?