Cats Movie Review

Episode 160: Cool Cats Can Have A Little Jello (Cats Movie Review Special)

Feb 28th, 2020 Episodes J

In this very special episode, Q takes his girls to see Cats and somehow doesn’t get arrested for child abuse! Instead, he recorded a movie review episode with them. J hasn’t heard it yet, so instead he looked up a cat puns blog and is going to try and shove as many of them into this description as possible. The purr-fect place to start any…

Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Imagining the Best Vocal Performance Oscar Nominees and Winners (Part 1)

Nov 26th, 2019 Bonus Features, Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. J

We here at High Five the Podcast, and especially in Cory’s C.O.R.N.E.R. of the universe, feel that the Academy Awards are a wonderful ceremony with a few downsides. We’re still waiting for that stunt award, after all! Another glaring area is the judging of vocal performances in animated films. It took toons until 2001 to even get their own category at the big show, believe…

Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: Good Boys, Fine Ferns and Bad Lawyers

Oct 22nd, 2019 Bonus Features, Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. J

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Stinky Pete was right; the Death Star’s real problem were the enemies it made along the way; Blame Canada! In the world of Cory’s…

Cory CORNER

Cory C.O.R.N.E.R.: In ‘Ad Astra,’ Cat’s in the Crater

Welcome to the Cory C.O.R.N.E.R. (critical observation regarding neo-entertainment, respectfully), a time where your resident know-it-all cinephile, a multi-time Scene-It champion and only slightly-annoying dinner guest, shares his thoughts on whatever movie-ness needs to be movie’d. Always remember these three things: Twizzlers over Red Vines; Topher Grace was better in Spider-Man 3 than you remembered; in this household, we always make time for Chris Elliott….

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Gates of Haley: IT Chapter Two Review

Sep 12th, 2019 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Dearest Constant Watchers, In the world of horror, holding high expectations for remakes and sequels typically ends in disappointment and a short, vibrantly-colored rant as the credits roll. Even with multimillion-dollar budgets, top quality CGI, a handful of new ideas, and plenty of previously written plot points to cover, the ball tends to be dropped more than it’s sent rolling. IT Chapter One was a breath…

Avengers Endgame

Episode 127: Fivengers, Assemble!

May 17th, 2019 Episodes J

We are inevitable. Even though Q thought by dusting J in our last episode he could move forward and take over the world, he was sorely mistaken. Not only does J return to talk Avengers: Endgame with Q, he brings along the rest of the Fivengers, Amanda and Haley, to do battle in the biggest review episode we’ve had yet! Join us as we figure…

Episode 99: Spoiled (Not So) Rotten: Skyscraper

Jul 13th, 2018 Episodes J

Sometimes, even seasoned film experts like J & Q can be surprised by things life throws at us. More specifically, we can be surprised by things The Rock throws at us with his massive arms. Even more specifically, we were surprised by how much fun The Rock throwing his fake leg at us in Skyscraper with his massive arms was. This is the highest we’ve ever been,…

Best Shark Movies List

Episode 91 – Spoiled Rotten: Deep Blue Sea 2 and Top 5 Shark Movies

May 11th, 2018 Episodes J

“Y’know, the thing about a shark, they’ve got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.” Recently, Q and J have learned that that famous quote from Quint (a Quint Quote. We’ve now reached our Quality Quint Quote Quotient for this post), could…

Pacific Rim Uprising

Episode 84 – Spoiled Rotten: Pacific Rim Uprising

Mar 23rd, 2018 Episodes J

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new podcast for us, and we’re feelin’ good! Well, not really a new podcast, we’re still talking movies and TV. We’re still ranking our favorites, and we’re 100% still going to spoil rotten movies. To kick off our rebirth, we’re heading into the future to hang out with John Boyega and Scott Eastwood (Really? Scott…

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Gates of Haley: The Strangers Prey at Night Review

Mar 14th, 2018 Bonus Features, Gates of Haley J

Are you into horror films? Like, REALLY into horror films? We call bullshit. No one is more into horror than our mainline to the under-verse, Haley. She breaks down your favorite scary flicks better than you knew possible. Her keen eye catches the scene within the scene and gives her the skills to critique films so you lucky High Fivers can glean a deeper knowledge…