Michael Seymour Blake lives in Queens. Apt 2B. The guy upstairs in 3B is a legit lunatic. He screams, sings, stomps, and hits his girlfriend. All around 2-3 am on weeknights. No joke. Michael has had to call the cops on him a few times. Michael didn’t go to art school. He doesn’t have an MFA. Instead of a graduate degree, he has a long…